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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    This was a lot of fun! Thanks @JohnStrong for all of your hard work and creativity! And thanks to all my fellow players for being so fantastic!
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    The Birdbarian had accidentally drawn the attention of two lone warriors… who fought each other to death instead! Outrageous! Beating a maniac through a flurry of tiny talons and the use of a gentle, if somewhat stale, updraft took some of the sting of dismissal out. Another few small spiders...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    Chambers 52 & 19 have been cleared of orcs and lone warriors! (This adventurer even dropped a few feathers. Time for a quick break to refuel with some seeds to help recover my strength. These wings are toast from whipping up a few hurricanes.) Runes: 14
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    Fellow warriors! Chamber 17 has been cleared of a dark elf! Like so many others before, the creature laughed derisively at the size of the adventurer. This only fuelled the Barbarian’s frenzy and, stork raven mad, the Barbarian grabbed a rock and pelted it into the elf’s eye. The elf could not...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    Chambers 15, 16, and 32 are clear, fellow warriors! A phantom menace, a relatively small giant spider that had actually been a shapeshifter, and a few fools cackling “No one expects the Spanish Inquisiton!” have been dispatched. The sludge that had dripped from the stalactites runs clear again...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    I’m happy to clear the entire dungeon; after all, why would we not banish all the evil in order to whip ourselves into the ultimate battle rage before we fight the final foe? (There has already been a couple of instances of overlap between myself and others clearing out the same chambers, but...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    Another quick check in! Chambers 53, 45, and 54 are cleared! How disappointing to have been so ready to battle, face to face with a beast of an ogre, only for a few small runes to tumble to the ground and… just like that! The creature crumples into a pile of ash and dust! This Barbarian must...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    (Quickly checking in: the brewing barbaric lust for baddie blood is beginning to bubble now that chambers 29, 43, 30, & 31 are cleared! Runes: 9)
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    A quick exploration of the chamber on the left proved to have but one zombie, only alive (undead, rather) because the spiders had considered it too unappetizing. With chamber 2 cleared, it was time for more exploring. Chamber 14 contained another of the lamentable creatures. Thus, with a second...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    It’s no surprise to find spiders in a cave; however, it is surprising to find so many of them streaming out of an adjoining chamber. They’re hungry. They’re hairy. Their legs number in the thousands. Simplest solution? Issue a thunderous roar to awaken the nearest bats in the cave. As the bats...
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    Fitness Quest: The Runes of NorthRoy🧙‍♂️

    I’M IN! Thank you for putting this together — it’ll be fun!
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    BREAKING UPDATE: 15K squats needed to save planet!

    A variety of 275 pushes with my tushy cush. 14,030 left!
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    BREAKING: 10K push-ups needed to save planet!

    Clapping my hands at everyone’s progress! That counts, right? Right? +25 regular push-ups 3,699 remaining!
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    Haunted Hive 2022

    Wow, we Bees really pack a punch! +980 punches
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    The New Squat Patrol

    I have not forgotten about this challenge. Unfortunately, I’ve reactivated a knee injury, which means remembering to spend time on rehab. :blackout: That said, you all have my support from the sidelines! :gogogo:
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